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Leroy goes to the revival and listens to the preacher. After a while

the preacher asks anyone with needs to be prayed over to come forward

to the front at the altar. Leroy gets in line, and when it's his turn,

the preacher asks: 'Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?'

Leroy replies: 'Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing.'

The preacher puts one finger in Leroy's ear, and he places the other

hand on top of Leroy's head and prays and prays and prays. After a few

minutes, the preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks Leroy:

Leroy, how is your hearing now?'

Leroy says, 'I don't know, Reverend, it's not until next Wednesday

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