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Originally Posted by Debbie
Very funny Freddie, if this Sir Les is the best that can be offered up, I will stay and complain about the weather in Wisconsin.
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Talk about being picky!!!!
I did my best, you have to remember that we are only a population of 21 Million people, it's hard to find that special person at short notice. The distances people have to travel just to try and satisfy your needs is greater than you could ever imagine.
We had calls from Nurf herders from Upper Cumbuctta west wanting to audition, but it was going to take them 4 days to get to the nearest Airport, Nerfs are very difficult animals to work with, they will only graze in the long paddock and spend most of the day chasing drop bears and hoop snakes.
I think you should think your self lucky with Sir Les, I do trust you have done a wiki search on him.
I've got to admit, the quality of contestant as not great, we only had three turn up at the audition, Sir Les, a naked Glyn, complete with wilting rose (not the only thing wilting I might add) and Tankie with, well, lets not go there, this forum is moderated for the benefit of the greater world.
So, Dear lady, We tried,
We managed to, at very short notice, supply to you, at great expense to the Australian taxpayer I might add, a selection of "would be suitors" to try and satisfy YOUR needs.
It must also be pointed out that the Government is funding this show to try and increase our population. The department running this award winning TV show is the Immigration Department.
Again, think yourself lucky, the next department in line was the Department of Aboriginal Affairs who wanted to offer a prize that consisted of free housing, being 6 sheets of Galvanised, corrugated iron, a slab of VB and as much area of river bed in Alice Springs as you could ever want.
And to think you turned down Sir Les Patterson.
The show has not gone to air yet, would you like to schedule another episode, say next month to allow others to have a chance?
If so, please supply your CV and a detailed description of what you require in a man and we'll see what we can do.
Freddie, Program director and Television executive.
