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Cannibal Restaurant
A cannibal was walking through the jungle in Botswana and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
+Grilled Female Safari Explorer from West Coast of U.S.: $5
+ Broiled Female Safari Explorer from the East Coast of U.S.: $10
+ Fried Democrat: $150
+ Baked, Fried or Grilled Republican: $15
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Democrat?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of ****, it takes all morning."
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