The story really needed a national enquirer by-line.
Some fat, burly ol' guy in a towel and six gals on the cover. Pick it up at the supermarket on the way home...
Where's the Teheran paparazzi when you REALLY need them?
They'll hang him, won't they? Or beheading? I'm not sure but it's something like that. Seems that they just whacked a bunch of guys for adultery.
This would seem to qualify if he's married.
Maybe best just to turn him over to the ol' lady, eh?
