So an engineer walks into a plumbing supply store. There stands a beutiful woman at the counter. He tells her "I need some 1 3/4" nipples right away!". The woman says "slow down sugar, you can make some money with these instead " as she unbuttons her shirt. The engineer says no thanks, pays and grabs the bag of 1 3/4" nipples and before he gets to the door, the woman asks him "why didn't you take me up on that offer!?" The engineer says, " hell no, I can get all the nipples I want, and these nipples in the bag alone will make me $85 an hour. On the other hand If I were to pimp you and your nipples for $85 an hour, I would only get to keep half of the money anyway."
