02-12-2008, 21:53 PM
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Oh Dear My Good Man Now You Dunnit !!!!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by Parihaka
From the wire services this morning, tragic news from Hamilton New Zealand where brief reports are coming in of an English hunting party ambushed and massacred by a species of small flightless birds endemic to those regions.
In a brief message one of only a handful of survivors sent "send help, eleven dead in ambush. We fired everything we had at them but they just kept coming, attempted retreat but am surrounded, in the name of all that's Cricket, send help!"
It's believed the survivors have now surrendered totally and are being fed, watered and given medical care including post-traumatic stress therapy by their captors.
Messages of condolence may be sent to the
English Cricket Team,
c/o those bloody kiwis,
New Zealand.
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What's the difference between an arsonist and the All Blacks? An arsonist wouldn't waste five matches.
What's the difference between the All Blacks and a tea bag? A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
Kiplings Cakes are the new All Blacks' sponsor – because they crumble in quarters.
What do you call 15 blokes sitting watching the World Cup semifinal? The All Blacks.
What about the All Black bra? All support but no cup.
Why do the All Blacks always have two to a hotel room when they're on tour? So one can perform the Heimlich Manoeuvre when the other one chokes.
Whats the difference between the All Blacks and Viagra?
Viagra will at least guarantee you a semi...
OXO Have just made a new cube to cheer up Kiwi food. It's called-laughing stock.
World leaders are united in their praise for the All Blacks in doing their bit to reduce their carbon footprint by dropping the Wannabies off on their way home............
The IRB have decided they need to extend the RWC Competition and have instigated a play off for 5th place.
It's to be known as the "Bledisloe Cup".
Heard the one about French viticulturalists going to NZ.. not because their wine is any better but they'd heard that they bottle it spectacularly.
Why did Graham Henry go to a ball dressed as a pumpkin?
Because he hoped when the clock struck midnight he would turn into a coach.
Why did the man go to a Canterbury store & try to buy condoms?
He was too embarrassed to ask for an All Black jersey
Q: What is the main function of the All Black coach?
A: To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.
Q: What do you need when the All Blacks are buried up to their necks in sand?
A: More sand
Q: What do you call an Aussie or a New Zealander in the last four at the RWC?
A: A Ref.
Whats the difference between the All blacks and 15 funeral-goers?
At least the funeral-goers get to wear black.
Doug Howlett walks into a bar in England, carrying a dog with no legs, no ears and no teeth.
"What a useless creature" says the barman. "Where did you get that?"
"In New Zealand" replies the dog.
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