glyn

It has long been contended that there are male jokes
and there are female jokes. And there are unisex jokes.
Here is a joke I consider a true female joke.

I offer it to you in the hopes that women
will love it and men will pass it along to
a woman who will love it.

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying
an after work cocktail with her girlfriends
when an exceptionally tall, handsome,
extremely sexy middle-aged man entered.
He was so striking that the woman
could not take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her
overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her.
(As all men will.)
Before she could offer her apologies
for so rudely staring, he leaned over
and whispered to her, 'I'll do anything,
absolutely anything, that you want me to do,
no matter how kinky, for $20.00 on one condition.'
(There are always conditions!)

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.

The man replied,
'You have to tell me what you want me to do
in just three words.' (Controlling, huh?)

The woman considered his proposition
for a moment, and then slowly removed
a $20 bill from her purse, which she
pressed into the man's hand along with her address.
She looked deeply into his eyes,
and slowly and meaningfully said . . . .
'Clean my house.'

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Semper in excretum. Solum profunda variat.