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Originally Posted by Officer of Engineers
...... the Travel Officer turned around to my buddy and said, "sorry, sir but there was a mixed up at the airport. I couldn't get you on the flight but I did get you your bus tickets.
"But that's a 42 hour bus ride!!!!!"
"Yes, Sir, and your bus leaves in 20 minutes. You better hurry."
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Reminds me of the disbursing officer on my ship. I had just gotten an apartment out in town, put in for my allotments which service rumor had took forever. The disbursing officer was in Hack in home port on the ship. As an officially feel sorry load but a personally bribe, I gave him a six pack, about 18 movies, of porn films.
Geee, that allotment turned up quick!
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("The extra money is for .....,"--Jonathan Hemlock
".....my inconvenience."--forger, (w,stte), Trevanian's "The Loo Sanction")