AT LAST AN ANSWER TO THIS AGE OLD QUESTION: WHO IS JACK SCHITT??
The lineage is finally revealed!
Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't
know Jack Schitt".
Now you can intellectually handle the situation...
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schittt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep & Schitt Inc.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children : Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins,, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Mr Sherlock, and because her kids were living with
them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt
Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout their childhood and subsequently married the Happens brother in a double wedding ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Piza Schitt.
So now if someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt" you can correct them.
Not only do you know Jack, you know his whole family too!
True story.
Freddie