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Defecating on a ship. Hah! That brought back a funny memory. While I was still a shipfitter and working on swing shift, one of our welders came back in from a ship early. He went down into a tank on a ship to do the production welding of some repairs and found somebody got there before him and left a pile right at the bottom of the ladder.
He came back into the shop to clean his boots and report why he was not going to do the assigned job. The welder leading man, Walker, agreed and sat down to write an official report.
But he ran into a problem. He wanted to use the fancy words of defecating and feces, but didn't know how to spell them. So he's walking all around the shop asking, "How do you spell sh*t? But in a nice way."
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