Paulestinian #1: 'Hey, have I told you the Good News about Ron Paul?'
Paulestinian #2: 'Why, no, I don't believe you have! Tell me: is he as perfect as I think he just may be?'
P#1: 'Why, my friend, he's even MORE perfect!'
P#2: 'NO! You don't say! Gosh, tell me more!'
P#1: 'Gladly, Mr. Sockpuppet! Well, he goes about 7-foot-2, weighs in at 310, all muscle. He's smarter than God, and he's the only true Republican since Plato's book came out....'
And on and on and on...
Here's some Paulestinan news from yesterday:
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Texas congressman and Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul does not believe that 9/11 was an "inside job" and his campaign distanced itself from a raucous pro-Paul demonstration on a Mackinac Island ferry Friday night, a Paul spokesman said Monday.
In the incident, Paul's supporters taunted former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani for alleged complicity in the attacks.
Spokesman Jesse Benton said the campaign was aware of Internet reports about the demonstration, which occurred late Friday when Giuliani boarded a ferry loaded with Paul supporters leaving a Michigan GOP conference. No Paul campaign officials were involved, Benton said.
According to one eyewitness, Giuliani was beset by dozens of Paul enthusiasts as he was leaving the island, some of whom shouted taunts about 9/11, including: "9/11 was an inside job" and "Rudy, Rudy, what did you do with the gold?" -- an apparent reference to rumors about $200 million in gold alleged to have disappeared in the collapse of the World Trade Center towers.
Ed Wyszynski, a longtime party activist from Eagle, said the Paul supporters threatened to throw Giuliani overboard and harrassed him as he took shelter in the ferry's pilothouse for the 15-minute journey back to Mackinaw City.
"It was awful," said Wyszynski, who supports Mitt Romney for the GOP presidential nomination.
"I was embarrassed to be a Republican. Never, ever, have I seen such a disgraceful performance."
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