Originally Posted by FibrillatorD

I'm afraid to say it, but this is true. Although you may recall that Obama was in fact raised in urban Kenya to a devout Muslim father (have you caught the long-E's at the end of Obama's weekday pronunciations?) and a Kansan Christian woman taken hostage during a foiled raid on the American embassy in '61. Hence, Obama's nickname, the Unholy Nairobi Cannoli. So, not only is Obama a Jihadist in disguise, but he's the contaminated mutt of an out-of-wedlock conception.

Hill-ary! Hill-ary! Hill-ary!