deadkenny

Well, since no one else appears ready and willing to clear up these important matters, I'll lay it out for you.

1. Elephant vs. T-Rex

Come on, is there really any doubt here? T-Rex isn't gonna let a little thing like being extinct for millions of years slow him down. I'm afraid Mr. Elephant isn't much more than a McNugget to good ol' Mr. T. The Elephant is going down hard. Now maybe if it had been a gigantic species of woolly mammoth it might at least have been 'interesting' for a few minutes.

2. Loch Ness 'monster' vs. Moby Dick

Now, this might at first glance at least appear to be a bit more even, seeing as how both contestants are 'imaginary'. However, the simple fact of the matter is that these 2 are simply not in the same 'weight class'. Although old Moby isn't actually a carnivore, he's gonna 'squash' Nessy like a bug if he gets riled up. I apologize to all the Scots out there who were 'cheering' for the home town boy, but Nessy's going down for the count in this one.

3. Batman vs. Spiderman

Now I can foresee some serious debate over this one. However, when you boil it down it's really not all that complicated. At the core, Batman is simply some guy with some gadgets. On the other hand, Spidey's got some serious 'superhero' powers going on. I'm giving this one to Spidey, although Batman might make it 'interesting' if he can come up with the right gadgets at the right time.

OK, so there you have it, T-Rex, Moby and Spidey are on to the next round. So, it looks like we're gonna have T-Rex up against Moby Dick and Spiderman will be facing either the Knight or the Samurai, if we can ever manage to pick a winner between them, to advance to the next round.