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Originally Posted by Officer of Engineers
Dale,
What's your position on the cookie gap. It's obvious that the fortune cookie is being produced in greater numbers than ever. The Danes have not been doing their part ... and *** gasp *** the French got a new recipe.
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I'm glad you asked that.
Personally I don't care for them. But I feel that, in between the possibilities of strategic B2 strikes to level every fortune cookie plant on the globe, and requiring every person to ingest 3 fortune cookies a day, there is a healthy middle ground that we can explore for answers. Not just answers for the fortune cookie moguls, or the average man/woman/transgendite who dreams of enough fortune cookies for him/her/it to get his/hers/its children through college someday, but answers for kangaroos, star-nosed moles, and the wozzleknockers of Aldeberan V.
Thank you and good night.
-dale