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Originally Posted by Tronic
Alright, though I still fail to see what the Russian pilots have to do with that nation's international arms policy.  |
You don't get it!
Scrapdog, being a Most Noble F-22 pilot of the US of A, is one of the few who protects the world from the Russian Pilot Conspiracy.
The Russian Pilot Conspiracy, better known as Freepilotry, is an ancient fraternal organization that has gained power deep into the roots of Russian and even international society. The origins are unknown, but it is said that it dates back to the pilots who flew the flying carpet for Aladdin. Another story suggests that they are offspring of the pilot who flew the Flying Dutchman.
The Freepilots have their men in about every niche of the Russian society, as well as in the entire Old World. Rumor says that when the Freepilots were compromized in Western Europe, they had to go undercover as stonemasons. This explains the different naming of the organization in the West.
The activities of the Freepilots range from bank machinations to the sinking of the Atlantis with a Fairley Swordfish torpedo bomber. In 1933, they attempted to help a fellow Freepilot in power in Germany. While unable to do so, they made this particularly fat member of their society the chief of aviation by promoting the rule of Adolf Hitler.
Currently, this most evil organization is trying to gain world supremacy by selling us their cheap junk MiG and Su airplanes. By selling their crap cheaply to all world nations, they hope to dominate the world. China and India have already fallen victim. Only the F-22 can save us.
The last news say that the Freepilots, who have sold their soul to the Devil for the capacity to carry drop tanks, have started using mind control tricks. One of them, the Cobra, is known for hypnotizing the entire crowd of an air show. After seeing the Cobra, the crowd becomes zombified and demands that their government will purchase the Su crap. India has already fell for it. That is how the MKI was born.
It is even rumored that the Roswell UFO was a freepilot flying a prototype Mig-15 on a suicide mission in the US!
These vile abominations of men, are a disgrace to every honest pilot on Earth. They are most certainly a bunch of clowns, and only Most Noble US Air Force Pilots (being the direct descendants of Richard Lionheart) with their blessed F-22 can stop them!