A blond had heard that bathing in milk can make you young and byooootiful again , so she left a note for the milkman to leave her 25 gallons next day ?
when the milkman saw the note he knocked on her door to clarify the amount , when the blond answered he asked , do you mean 2. 5 gallons ?? no she said i mean 25 gallons so i can bathe in it and make myself beautiful again ?
ok he says ,do you want it pasturised
no no she says ,, just up to my t#ts , i can splash it in my eyes .
