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glyn · 04-27-2007, 08:15 AM

1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter Eskimo Pi.

2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton

3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microScope

4. Time between slipping on a peel & hitting the ground = 1 bananosecond

5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram.

6. Time it takes to sail 220 yds at 1 nautical mile/hr = Knotfurlong

7. 16.5 ft in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod

8. Half a large intestine = 1 semicolon

9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurt

10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower

11. Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line

12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake

13. 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone

14. 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles

15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle

16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds

17. 52 cards = 1 decacards

18. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton

19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen

20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche

21. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin

22. 10 rations = 1 decoration

23. 100 rations = 1 C-ration

24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram

25. 4 nickels = 2 paradigms

26. 4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing = 1 IV league

27. 100 Senators = Not 1 decision

04-27-2007, 08:15 AM	#192 (permalink)
glyn *Military Professional* Join Date: 09-15-06 Location: Penzance, Cornwall UK Posts: 6,886	Maths Simplified 1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter Eskimo Pi. 2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton 3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microScope 4. Time between slipping on a peel & hitting the ground = 1 bananosecond 5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram. 6. Time it takes to sail 220 yds at 1 nautical mile/hr = Knotfurlong 7. 16.5 ft in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod 8. Half a large intestine = 1 semicolon 9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurt 10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower 11. Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line 12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake 13. 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone 14. 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles 15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle 16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds 17. 52 cards = 1 decacards 18. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton 19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen 20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche 21. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin 22. 10 rations = 1 decoration 23. 100 rations = 1 C-ration 24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram 25. 4 nickels = 2 paradigms 26. 4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing = 1 IV league 27. 100 Senators = Not 1 decision __________________ Semper in excretum. Solum profunda variat.