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A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked
up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open. Not being a phrase that
men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about
done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open." He zipped up
and finished his shopping.

At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady that
told him about his "barracks door" was. He was planning to have a little
fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, "When you saw my
barracks door open, did you see a smart soldier standing in there at attention?"

The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment and said
"No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of
old duffel bags.

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