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Originally Posted by gunnut
Welcome back Pub. I would post a French joke for you but I left it at home.  |
Gottcha covered..........
Q: How many French soldiers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five: one to sit on his ARSE and watch and do nothing.
one to turn tail and run.
one to roll over.
one to surrender to the light bulb and snitch out occupied sockets.
and one to pick up a phone and cry "Le HEEEEEEEELP" to the United States.
*French tanks have 6 gears, 5 reverse and 1 forward. The forward gear exists in case they are attacked from behind.