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execrable · 03-26-2007, 11:42 AM

This was posted elsewhere on another forum. It's an affirmative PC / Multicultural action joke cos it offends everyone.

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On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people have been accidentally stranded:

2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman.

2 French men and 1 French woman.

2 German men and 1 German woman.

2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman.

2 English men and 1 English woman.

2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman.

2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman.

2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman.

2 American men and 1 American woman.

2 Australian men and 1 Australian woman.

2 Scottish men and 1 Scottish woman

2 New Zealand men and 1 New Zealand woman.

2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman.

One month later on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred..........

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage-a-trois

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.

The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.

The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean and
another long look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming.

The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.

The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy/liquor-store/restaurant/laundry and have gotten the woman pregnant in order to obtain employees for their store.

The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide because the American woman keeps on complaining about her body, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything they can do, the necessity of fulfilment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and how her relationship with her mother is improving.

The two Australian men beat each other senseless fighting over the Australian woman, who is checking out all the other men.

The two Scotsmen aren’t speaking to the Scottish woman once they discovered she is a Celtic fan.

Both New Zealand men are searching the island for sheep.

The two Irish men divided the island into North and South and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whisky. But they're satisfied because at least the Scottish and the English aren't having any fun!

03-26-2007, 11:42 AM	#152 (permalink)
execrable Patron Join Date: 02-16-07 Posts: 238	This was posted elsewhere on another forum. It's an affirmative PC / Multicultural action joke cos it offends everyone. ************************************** On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people have been accidentally stranded: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman. 2 French men and 1 French woman. 2 German men and 1 German woman. 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman. 2 English men and 1 English woman. 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman. 2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman. 2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman. 2 American men and 1 American woman. 2 Australian men and 1 Australian woman. 2 Scottish men and 1 Scottish woman 2 New Zealand men and 1 New Zealand woman. 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman. One month later on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred.......... One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman. The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage-a-trois The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman. The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them. The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman. The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean and another long look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming. The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions. The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy/liquor-store/restaurant/laundry and have gotten the woman pregnant in order to obtain employees for their store. The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide because the American woman keeps on complaining about her body, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything they can do, the necessity of fulfilment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and how her relationship with her mother is improving. The two Australian men beat each other senseless fighting over the Australian woman, who is checking out all the other men. The two Scotsmen aren’t speaking to the Scottish woman once they discovered she is a Celtic fan. Both New Zealand men are searching the island for sheep. The two Irish men divided the island into North and South and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whisky. But they're satisfied because at least the Scottish and the English aren't having any fun!