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A Priest and a Sailor was playing golf.
The sailor misses a two foot putt and screams out in frustration!
"F*ck I missed!"
The priest gives him a dirty look but decides not to say anything.
Two holes later the Sailor misses another chippie and repeats himself at the top of his voice.
"F*ck I missed!!"
The priest could not stand it any longer.
"Young man, if you say that dirty word again, god will open up the skies and throw down a lightning bolt and strike you dead right on this spot!"
The sailor, feeling remorse, apologizes.
Three holes later the Sailor misses another cheap putt and, you guessed it, scream at the top of his lungs again.
"f*CK I MISSSED!!!"
All of a sudden, the sky opens up.
Dark clouds form.
The priest knows what to expect and prays for the Sailor's soul.
A bolt of lightning comes crashing down....
....and strikes the priest down..and he is dead.
The Sailor looks startled...sees up into the clouds....and hears god say...
"F*CK, I MISSED!!!"
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