A lame joke..
In the Garden of Eden...
God: Adam, my son, what were you doing with Eve the other night?
Adam: I don't know, Lord. I was just sitting there and Eve got on top of me and started to gyrate. Well, one thing led to another and I had this awesome feeling in the pit of my stomach...
God: No! you were forbidden to do that! Where is Eve? We must talk!
Adam: She's by the river, Lord. Washing herself below the waist....
God:Dammit, now all the fishes are going to smell like that!