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glyn · 03-15-2007, 11:50 AM

Orlando Mc Coy International: "US Air 737 on taxiway Juliet hold your position"
"Ah jeez, now what?"
"You have just run over an alligator"
"Can you send one of our engineers out to take a look"
"Not right now, the alligator had a friend who is investigating. It's about 12' long and looks mighty pissed"
"Well can you send our legal department, they're a bunch of predators and should be able to negotiate"

03-15-2007, 11:50 AM	#124 (permalink)
glyn *Military Professional* Join Date: 09-15-06 Location: Penzance, Cornwall UK Posts: 6,886	Radio message between Tower and Airliner Orlando Mc Coy International: "US Air 737 on taxiway Juliet hold your position" "Ah jeez, now what?" "You have just run over an alligator" "Can you send one of our engineers out to take a look" "Not right now, the alligator had a friend who is investigating. It's about 12' long and looks mighty pissed" "Well can you send our legal department, they're a bunch of predators and should be able to negotiate" __________________ Semper in excretum. Solum profunda variat.