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A Soviet Chairman retires. He writes 3 letters to his successor, no. 1 says, "In the event of an inexplicable crisis open letter no. 2”. There was such a crisis, and the new chairman opens letter 2, and it says, "Blame everything on me". The new chairman blames everything on the old chairman, and it worked perfectly. There is another inexplicable crisis, the new chairman opens letter #3, and it says, "Sit down, and write 3 letters".
I heard it a couple of years ago; I thought it was pretty funny.
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