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A USN missile destroyer spotted a contact on radar. According to maritime code, the other ship needs to give way.
Destroyer: unknown ship, please turn 30 degrees port side
unknown ship: ...
Destroyer: unknown ship, I repeat, please turn 30 degrees port side to avoid a collision
unknown ship: you need to turn 30 degrees to your starboard side
Destroyer: this is a USN destroyer
unknown ship: this is the lighthouse
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