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Two sailors are walking down the street while on Liberty. One of them is obviously a "Lifer" with all the hash marks on his sleeve while the other is q much younger seaman second class.
They pass a beautiful brunette girl and the young sailor asks, "Boy, she's a good looker. Ever sleep with a brunette like that before?"
The older salt answers, "Of course I have. Some good, some not so good."
They then watch a gorgeous Asian woman cross the street. The kid asks, "Ever sleep with a Japanese or Chinese gal?"
The other swabbie answers, "Of course. Koreans too. Not bad at all except they're so tiny I feel like a pedophile. Especially me being six-foot five."
They later eye a terrific blonde window shopping. Again the young kid asks, "Ever sleep with a good looking blonde before?"
"Of course I have. Even better looking than that one. Sweden's pretty nice if you know where to go."
As they are turning the corner, a well developed and radiant redhead passes by them and gives them a smile. Naturally the kid asks, "Ever sleep with a redhead before?"
The veteran sailor turns to smile back at the girl and triumphantly says, "Not a wink."
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