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A Frenchman, Englishman, beautfiul redhead, and a fat woman step into a train car together.
The train travels along, and eventually reaches a long tunnel. For several seconds, all is dark, and a loud slap is heard. When the train reaches light again, everyone looks around and sees a bright red mark on the Frenchman's face.
The beautiful redhead thought to herself, "That poor man must've been trying to grab me. He grabbed the fat woman instead, and she slapped him. My that must've hurt."
The fat woman thought to herself, "that sick man must've grabbed the redhead and she slapped him! He's lucky she didn't do worse."
The Frenchman thought to himself "That horrible Englishman must've grabbed that beautiful woman, and she slapped ME by mistake. I'll give him a good thrashing I will..."
The Englishman thought to himself "I hope there's another tunnel coming up so I can slap that French ***** again"
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"The great questions of the day will not be settled by means of speeches and majority decisions but by iron and blood"-Otto Von Bismarck
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