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If you'll excuse an execrable joke..
How to choose a wife...
A man is dating three women and wants to pick one to marry.
He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a
present of £5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty
salon, gets her hair done, new make up, and buys several new
outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him
that she has done this to be more attractive for him because
she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets
him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his
computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents
these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money
on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns
several times the £5,000. She gives him back his £5000
and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells
him that she wants to save for their future because she
loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman
had done with the money he'd given her.....
Then he married the one with the biggest *****.
Men are like that, you know.....
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