What's red white and spinning at 100MPH? A baby in a blender.
I like the story, sound slike something my dad would do
What to you do when you see a (insert race of your choice here) with one leg standing in your back yard? Stop laughing and re-load
What do you call a (insert race here) jumping out of an airplane? Air polution
What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls? Cut one off and give it to Lance Armstrong.