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Old 02-14-2007, 22:04 PM   #22 (permalink)
Gun Grape
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A dedicated union member was at a convention in Las Vegas and went to the local brothels. At the first one, he asked "If I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $80 and the girl gets $20."

In support of his fellow workers he looked for a more equitable shop. But the next madame told him they had the same pay scale and arrangement. He finally found a brothel that was a union house and gave their workers 80 out of the 100 dollar fee. The union man looked around the room. There was a stunningly attractive young, sultry redhead and an 80 year old that looked more like 90. The man pointed at the redhead and said "I'd like her for the night."

"I'm sure you would, sir," said the madame "but Ethel here has seniority."
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