Wiping tears from my eyes, catching my breath.
Bob and Bill are out hunting in the woods. Bill gets bitten in the rear by a black mamba.Bob pulls out his cellphone and calls Emergency Services and is connected to the local doctor who says that he cannot come out to treat Bob since he's currently handling a complicated delivery, but offers Bob some basic first aid instruction in snake bites.
He tells Bob to make deep knife incisions around the bite and using his mouth, suck out the venom, and spit it out.
On ending the call, Bob is silent for a moment.
Then Bill, groaning in pain asks him, "What did the doctor say?".
Upon which Bob replies, "The doc are going to die".
Another hunting joke:
While Mel and Will are on a hunt, Mel clutches his chest and collapses, and Will calls emergency services on his cell phone saying his friend had died.
The emergency operator tells him to calm down, and make sure that his friend is really dead.
A gunshot is heard, then Will comes back on the phone and says, "Now he's dead".
