A Brit true story /
While serving in Germany 1978 , i was driving to camp in my car which was an opel rekord , a real piece of junk it was, the alternator was buggered and so i had to drive on side lights with a freshly charged battery , i was on my way to a corporals mess piss up and near the camp gates the RMP spotted me on sidelights ,( in the brit army we have affectionately named RMPs as monkies or rock apes if you like )
Well ,the cop car was full of trainee chimps and the sgt in charge must have thought right, i,ll show these chimps how its done . He does a tyre screeching turn ( like the dukes of hazard ) and pulls me up outside the camp gates and proceeds to lay down every #*&^%$£ rule in the world , i had turned my engine off and the lights to conserve the battery , and he was strutting round like a freshly screwed peacock showing off to the chimps ?
He was stood in front of my car and ORDERED me to turn on my headlights to see if they worked ? when all of a sudden there was a hissing sound ? whats that he said , aawww fcuk me thinks I , the repair i made to the radiator seems to have come undone
, the radiator was pissing BRITISH ARMY
STOLEN ANTI FREEZE (AL3) , ALL OVER HIS NICELY PRESSED UNIFORM , oh crap thinks me , but alas there was nothing he could do ,(unless he knew the anti freeze was swiped, mind you , so was the gas ) as a busted radiator isnt part of a mechanical roadworthy test ,so bawling and shouting that my life was over etc etc ,off he shoots threatening everyone who could hear that i would pay for his uniform to be cleaned ,,im still waiting for the bill , he made himself look a right prick in front of all his trainees , and i still laff about it now,even the car was telling him to piss off .lol
I hope he is still alive and reading this,the w#nker
ps i even washed the car next day as a treat, then scrapped it a week later , shame eh ?
