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xerxes, what kind of Iranian are you? Would you be hung by your thumbs by your brutal countrymen if you returned to Iran? Would you be welcomed back, and allowed the same status as every other citizen? Are you the kind that likes living in the West, although you can't stop criticizing your new hosts? Are you the kind that hates living in the West, but won't move back to Iran because of the holy fascism practiced therein? Are you just here for an education, a job, to cruise for chicks or to kill yourself and gain entry into the otherworldly brothel that Allah has promised you? Or are you of a type that I haven't even guessed at?
One thing I do know about you, though: you're every bit as arrogant and closed-minded as every other single Iranian I've ever known (which is probably around 100 or so). Actually, there was ONE man that I knew from Bushehr that was a helluva swell. And he happened to tell me his life story one day, which included the part about consciously making the attempt to 'Westernize' himself and his kids, so that he would assimilate himself into what he considered the finest body of people he'd ever known.
He made it, too. Not that you'd ever try, but I get the distinct impression you couldn't pull it off.
And about all those back-handed comments about what's wrong with us?
Suck it, you creep. You'll never be anything other than what you are. And I'm not sure that there's a curse that's very much worse than that.
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"The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it, and if one finds the prospect of a long war intolerable, it is natural to disbelieve in the possibility of victory."
- George Orwell
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