Heres a tale of wow for yis,
About a week ago shortly after he noded off for a while we headed for a local shop. Upon arrival we were confronted by an aged crone (very old woman) who croaked "isnt he lovely aaaawwww". To shocked to speak I could only look as she leaned in for a closer look. Suddenly (probably senesed the old bat) he awoke and terrified by the hideous visage before him let out an ear shattering scream an burst into tears. "oh hes a little bit grumpy" the old biddy exclaimed and shuffled off satisfied with her evil deed. Poor kid didnt calm down properly for 20 minutes. Long story short I sang to him (that aint good, think Lee Ermy in full metal jacket).
On that note anyone got ne advise on how to deal with such evil creatures should we ever run afowl of such a thing again (btw true story).
