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Old 04-05-2006, 14:25 PM   #31 (permalink)
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You guys are off your rockers. The old Battlestar Galactica ruled.

They had laser pistols, not FiveseveNs.

They weren't just pilots. They were Colonial Warriors.

Their Vipers had laser cannons, not machineguns.

Apollo, Starbuck, Boomer, Jolly, were their names, not their call signs.

What kind of name is Lee Adama?

The old Adama was a wise military and civilian leader all rolled into one. He didn't have to listen to some school teacher with visions of grandeur. I do like the new Adama though. He's one of the few redeeming features of the new show.

Old Colonel Tigh wasn't a drunk.

Where the hell is Cassiopeia? I suppose they made this up with Number 6, but still...

Old Starbuck was a cocky, suave, womanizer. The new one is a drunk with baggages and flies off the handle once a month.

Where's Athena? Where's Sheba?

The old Commander Cain was a legendary war hero in the mold of Patton, not some psycobiatch running a gulag on Battlestar Pegasus.

And most important of all:

The old Apollo didn't have to pay for sex.

The few redeeming features of the new show:

Adama.

Cylons.

And of course...
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