Originally Posted by Officer of Engineers

Another exercise story.

Name and places changed to protect the embarrassed.

Off the East Coast, we were having those navy-army games. Unfortunately, we just finished one of those East Coast huricanes, so the place was a mess. We had to relcoate alot of the activities.

My RSM and I was driving by and noticed a company was coming ashore at the wrong spot. So, just to be pilote, we drove down to meet them. I came up to the Colonel and told him that his landing should be 20 kms south.

Well, he just laced into me, telling me that no one will tell him where to land. This is a good spot and it would really fcuk my side up since we're all out of position to counter him. If I didn't like it, I will have to go fcuk myself and go crying to my mamma General.

"Now, Captain Canada, what do you have to say to that?!?!"

"Only a question, Sir. What are you doing in my minefield?"