Originally Posted by gunnut

Pollster: which is closer to the truth? Saddam was behind the 9/11 attack? Or Loch Ness Monster caused Glen Miller's flight to vanish into thin air back in WW2?

Troop: uh....Saddam was behind the 9/11 attack. But this questi...

Pollster: OK...next question...given 2 choices, withdraw immediately or lifetime deployment here, which would you choose?

Troop: uh...withdraw immediately...but th...

Pollster: OK. Next question...