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Originally Posted by parihaka
What I can't believe is that the dog chewed her face off while she was asleep. She woke up, tried to light a cigarette and discovered she didn't have any lips to put it in  |
Some people sleep deeply. 
Apparently she said something about having taken some meds the night before...I need some of those. 
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