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Originally Posted by Ray
Is there no connection of the various factors that are mentioned?
Do I preceive a subtle suggestion that the climatic abberations are merely the wrath of Allah on the infidels going berserk?
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No, no no. I specifically requested that the wrath of Allah be reserved for me. I was told that there would be virgins etc. Frankly, this is most embarassing. What do I tell my guests? I shall forthwith make a written complaint to the immediate superior of "Mr. Allah". If compensation for lack of eternal bliss with saucy dusky wenches not be forthcomming expect to be contacted by my legal representatives. The bussiness card you proffered stated that "Mr. Allah" was - and I quote:"great". My further parties will be catered be "Papal-party.com" who offer unlimited seafood, bread and wine all night. For revelers numbering into the thousands! Beat that! They also throw in a magician and a hooker! You don't even cater Kosher!
Dissappionted Customer. 
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Where's the bloody gin? An army marches on its liver, not its ruddy stomach.
Last edited by The Chap : 11-11-2005 at 02:31 AM.
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